Run No. 2028 Hare: Cookie Location: Gosnells Rd Martin
Date August 15th 2017
A great roll up to support Cookie who travels so far
We thought we were going to the end of the earth
So to Cookie goes the Golden Star
As she travels each week to the other side of Perth!!
So the run was uneventful
Runners had their exclusive trail and walkers set off in the opposite direction
Cookie you must have too much time on hands, on just because you’re wonderful
To cater for everyone with more than one option!!
Walkers enjoy their walk and talk
To chatter incessantly not looking for chalk
Runners? well didn’t see them all night
But under an hour the run was just right!!
Our new GM CTD did a great job
In a small space controlling you mob
And Choir Mistress with a big act to follow
Had a folder of songs, we should all get to know..
A brief history of Cookie as a prelude, a member of 37 years
Hi to our visitor Gossip Girl, so noisy GM was gunna box her ears
Returnees Topless, Guide Dog and Radiator, though a brief visit as she has to go away???
So sadly we farewell Radiator heading home to USA..
Congrats to Squota, 200 runs yippee!!
Happy Birthday to Topless and Tip’m with cakes and lollies
Bitchy Britches to Squota and Sarge
Who accepted gracefully on a trumped up charge!!
Droopy Boobs to Half Cut for leaving the esky in the street
And also asking Roll On .. ‘ have they already got back’
She must have inhaled alcohol fumes from her back seat
Shorty hadn’t even said ‘what time does the 7oclock run start?’
GD charges Roll On for forgetting the horn and Moose who runs into a closed door
And then has problems dragging esky, cos wheels were left on car boot floor
Close to Me charged Knee High and Yvonne, for jumping the queue at the AGM
Fashion police failed to charge Half Cut and Bumbo for headgear keeping them warm!!
General business or points of interest
Some copies of 2016-17 Annual about to be chucked
If you want one better grab one quick
They are about to be given the flick…..
DIY appeared looking very glam, in a road kill coat belonging to Half Cut
More lost property of glasses and ‘gold’ bracelet, are they yours?
Three stock pots are available for Harriettes use, see Sarge
Blewhe arrived late and Close to Me unsuccessfully tried to charge..
Cookie apologised for the ‘Sticky Date’ misunderstanding
So we are treated this week to her amazing cooking!!!
Together with salad and yummy chicken pasta
Next week we’ll all have to walk/run much faster!!
Half Cut lead our Harriettes song
The ‘new’ committee survived their first night
after all its ‘only Hash’…’See nothing can go wrong’ …
Do you read the write-ups? well maybe that might!!!
So apologies for my late report
Might I tell you it’s the earliest I’ve been late!!!
But if you have read it please let me know
By correspondence of any sort ….
I don’t want you to tell me that I cannot get it to rhyme
Or my spelling is shite, or I didn’t get it right
Just curious to see if Write-ups are read
They are of use to someone who cannot make the run
To see what a great club we have and how much fun!!!