With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?”

“No” said her husband.


She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.


She then asked “Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?”

“No I haven’t” he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties

and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.


“Now” she said “Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”

“No way” he said becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:


“Go look in the garage.”