Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White WineTM.
White WineTM is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. White WineTM can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of White WineTM almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White WineTM.
However, White WineTM may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White WineTM.
However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
¬†WARNING THE CONSUMPTION OF WHITE WINETM:
May make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Is a major factor in dancing like an idiot?
May cause you to tell your friends over and over again, that you love them.
May cause you to think you can sing.
May lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
May make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
May create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
May lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
May be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
Now just imagine what you could achieve with red wine!!!